Spammer’s Recipe

How many of you bloggers are getting a lot of spammy comments? You know the ones – they try to sound like they actually read your blog post but it’s obvious they didn’t. And, they all leave a link to some random website. Like to a “how to plan your backyard wedding” site. Well, one of those spammers pasted their entire recipe. Using this recipe, the spammer can custom tailor any spam post.

Here it is:

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You can stop with the rigmarole, spammers. I’m not approving your garbage.

I don’t expect this post to actually stop spammers, but I’ll edit/approve all spam posts that come through so you can see what I’m talking about. I will remove all spam links before approving.

Update: I have received two solicitations to use a spamming service. Here are the comments that I “spammed:”

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How to make MAMP include your local VirtualHosts

If you, like me, like to define your own VirtualHosts, and don’t like re-defining them every time you upgrade MAMP, there’s a solution. Store your virtual hosts in a separate place, and then just include them in the MAMP httpd.conf. Since Macs have Apache built in, I store all my custom VirtualHosts in:

/private/etc/apache2/extra/httpd-vhosts.conf

Edit MAMP’s apache configuration file located at:

/Applications/MAMP/conf/apache/httpd.conf

..And append the following line at the end:

Include /private/etc/apache2/extra/httpd-vhosts.conf

Then restart MAMP, and you’re done!

JavaScript: How to set a value in a multidimensional object without eval()

I’m trying to stop using eval() in JavaScript, since it is deprecated.  Today I figured out how to update a variable that is buried in a multidimensional object without using eval(). This is useful if you have an application where you have to pass object references using strings.

Here’s the method:

function setDeepValue(obj, keys, val) {
	if(typeof keys == 'string')
		keys = keys.split('.');
	var last = keys.pop(); // get the last element off.
	for(var i in keys) {
		if(!obj.hasOwnProperty(keys[i]))
			break;
		obj = obj[keys[i]]; // updating reference
	}
	if(obj.hasOwnProperty(last))
		obj[last] = val; // set the value
}

Usage:

Let’s say I have this object:

var one = {two: {three: 'four'}};

I can set a deep variable like this:

setDeepValue(one, 'two.three', 4);

This is the same as doing this:

one.two.three = 4;

This is made possible because objects are passed by reference, and primitive types (like strings or numbers) are passed by value.

Oh, here’s a jsfiddle for ya.

My most frightful moment

So I drug my family to the park last Monday to make an orienteering (compass) course for my scouts. I knew it wouldn’t take very long. After all, I was prepared – I had my GPS with electronic compass and my low-tech magnetic compass to get the bearing, and a measuring wheel to get foot-perfect measurements.

I was wrong on the timing. A half hour later I was half-way done, and it was bed time. We took our kids home, put them to bed, and I returned to the park.

It was getting late, but I figured I had 30 more minutes of sun, which was just the right amount to finish the course. Since I didn’t have my kids with me, I took my time to make sure I got the bearings and measurements right. The second half turned out to be quite a bit more technical than the first – 14 directions instead of  seven. The sun set, and I had two more directions to complete during twilight.

I was in the corner of the park, trying to get a bearing on a fire hydrant that was 364 feet away, behind some trees. Since I couldn’t see the hydrant from the corner, I decided to do a reverse bearing. I walked over to the fire hydrant and pointed my compass at the corner of the park. Remember the hydrant was behind some trees? Well, that didn’t help the light, and it proved to be pretty challenging to see the compass since twilight was giving up.

Here are the facts: 1. It’s dark. 2. I’m in the park. 3. Trees. 4. Measuring wheel. 5. I’m concentrating (quiet). oh, and 6. I’m wearing a black jacket.

The fire hydrant is close to a restroom, and between the hydrant and the restroom is a running path. I was facing away from the restroom, struggled to get a bearing of the corner of the park. Meanwhile, a guy and a girl ran by, then two guys. Two girls stopped at the bathroom, and the conversation went something like this:

Girl 1: “I have to go to the bathroom.”
Girl 2: “Okay, just hurry.”
1: “Come with me.”
2: “I’m not going in there.”
1: “There’s no light in here.”
2: “…”

I wasn’t ready for what came next. Perhaps it was because I was so concentrated on getting my compass’s two needles to line up with little light, or maybe I was just getting a little frustrated. But, something broke my concentration: A Blood-curdling scream. The life-threatening kind. You know, if you can’t think of any last works before your human existence ends, just expend your entire lung capacity in the loudest scream humanly possible.

I jumped. Pretty high, too. It was high enough that I let the measuring wheel fall to the ground. I let out a what-just-happened “Whoa!” and danced around a bit. As soon as I landed on the ground, I realized what the girl was screaming at. Me. Remember the facts? Yeah, I was a scary man in the bushes.

So, how do you recover from something like that? I apologized for scaring them, and offered them to use my cell phone as a flashlight in the bathroom. Girl 1 just said, “I think I can hold it.” And they left.

I then heard them explaining the scream to their friends. I only heard bits and pieces, but they described me as a dark guy in the bushes, holding a stick. Great.

I spent another 20 minutes in the park, and I didn’t see any police cars. I guess they didn’t see me as a threat after all.

Next time I’ll take a flashlight.

How To Enable Spell Check in TinyMCE

Have you been searching the interwebs for a way to add spell check into TinyMCE? There are a few plugins, but the ones I found depend on a server-side script. This is annoying because Browsers have spell check built in.

Well, it turns out, TinyMCE proactively turns off the built in browser spell check. You can re-enable it by adding the “browser_spellcheck” and “gecko_spellcheck” options, like this:

tinymce.init({ 
  ...
  browser_spellcheck : true,
  gecko_spellcheck: true
});

I’m not sure why they have two different options. They have documentation for the browser_spellcheck, but I found out about the gecko_spellcheck elsewhere. I’m assuming they are for different versions of TinyMCE.

Simple JavaScript Inheritance

I have read quite a few posts on JavaScript inheritance. They all seem quite involved, and some are very complicated to implement. I took a crack at it, and this is what I came up with.

Here are a few advantages to this simple JavaScript inheritance:

  • Simple :)
  • Use the same pattern to instantiate new objects.
  • Supports “private” variables, functions
  • Supports “public” (“privileged”) variables, functions
  • Support “abstract” functions (sort of)

Methodology. All I’m doing is combining objects. I wrote an “extend” method that recursively combines objects together, and use it to combine the “this” variable inside a function with another object.

First thing, include this function somewhere in your code. This is the the secret sauce, the thing that makes it all possible (There’s actually nothing special about this method. You can use pretty much any “extend” method you like, like jQuery.):

function Extend(a) {
	if(typeof a != 'object')
		return false;
	function appendRecursively(a, b) {
		if(typeof a != 'object' || typeof b != 'object')
			return false;
		for(var i in b) {
			if(appendRecursively(a[i], b[i]))
				continue;
			a[i] = b[i];
		}
		return true;
	}
	for(var i in arguments) {
		if(i == 0)
			continue;
		appendRecursively(a, arguments[i]);
	}
	return a;
}

I can’t think of a better way to describe it than show you some code. Pay particular attention to the calls to “Extend” method. (See it on jsfiddle)

var Parent = function(o) {
	var self = this; // jump scope
	this.publicVariable = 'P publicVariable'; // public (privileged) variable
	var privateVariable = 'P privateVariable'; // private variable
	this.publicMethod = function() {
		output(self.publicVariable); // has access to public variables, methods
		output(privateVariable); // has access to private variables
		privateMethod(); // has access to private methods
	}
	this.getPrivateVariable = function() {
		return privateVariable;
	}
	var privateMethod = function() {
		output(self.publicVariable, privateVariable); // has access to public, private variables, methods.
	}
	this.abstractMethod = function() { // this is the closest thing JavaScript has to an abstract method
		throw 'abstractMethod() is not defined';
	}

	Extend(this, o); // simple instantiation
	return this;
}

// ** this is all you really need for inheritance.
var Child = function(o) {
	var child = new Parent(Extend(this, o)); // simple inheritance
	return child;
}

var GrandChild = function(o) {
	this.helloWorld = function(name) {
		return 'Hello, '+name+'.';
	}
	var grandChild = new Child(Extend(this, o)); // simple inheritance
	return grandChild;
}

var GreatGrandChild = function(o) {
	this.publicVariable = 'GGC publicVariable'; // override the variable set in Parent
	this.publicMethod = function() {
		return privateMethod();
	}
	var privateMethod = function() {
		return 'GGC privateMethod';
	}
	this.abstractMethod = function() {
		return 'GGC Abstract Method';
	}

	var greatGrandChild = new GrandChild(Extend(this, o)); // simple inheritance

	output(greatGrandChild.getPrivateVariable()); // has access to all parent's public methods, variables
	output(greatGrandChild.helloWorld('Great Grand Child'));

	return greatGrandChild;
}

output('_PARENT_');
var P = new Parent();
P.publicMethod();

output('_GRAND CHILD_');
var GC = new GrandChild({
	publicMethod: function() {
		return 'GC publicMethod';
	},
	abstractMethod: function() {
		return 'GC Abstract Method';
	}
});
output(GC.publicMethod());
output(GC.abstractMethod());

output('_GREAT GRAND CHILD_');
var GGC = new GreatGrandChild();
output(GGC.publicMethod());
output(GGC.abstractMethod());

// ** this is how you could use this inheritance model for simple object instantiation.
var InstantiatedObject = new Parent({
	abstractMethod: function() {
		return 'GC Abstract Method';
	}
});

function output(str) {
	console.log(str);
}

/*

Console Output:

_PARENT_
P publicVariable
P privateVariable
P publicVariable P privateVariable
_GRAND CHILD_
GC publicMethod
GC Abstract Method
_GREAT GRAND CHILD_
P privateVariable
Hello, Great Grand Child.
GGC privateMethod
GGC Abstract Method

*/

(See it on jsfiddle)

Don’t like the way I did it? That’s okay. Here are a handful of other ways:

OCZ Technology Vertex 4 in a MacBook Pro

You probably found this blog post because you, like me, bought a OCZ Technology Vertex 4 for your MacBook Pro, and it’s giving you the spinning beach ball of death (freezes up). You probably also knew that it might have firmware updates and thought that it would be a simple update, then found that it was darn near impossible. Well, here’s what I found.

Method 1.

This was the method that gave me hope. I found it when I bought my Vertex 4 from Amazon (link). A reviewer gave detailed upgrade instructions, using a bootable CD made from an image downloaded from OCZ. This almost worked for me.

Method 2.

This is OCZ’s original instructions that the author of Method 1 adapted. You create a bootable CD, and run the utility. My instructions add a little clarity to this method.

Method 3.

This method is Mac specific. It details how to create a bootable USB drive, boot into the utility, and flash the drive. I couldn’t get the .dmg image to restore to my SD card, so I’m not sure if it will upgrade you to version 1.5. Please leave comments on your success/failure.

What I did.

  1. Back up all data. (this is a non-destructive firmware upgrade, so this shouldn’t be necessary, but I wanted to play it safe)
  2. Download the Linux-based Tool from OCZ and burn it to disk. Be sure to read and heed all warnings on this page. (How to burn an .iso to a disk)
  3. Connect your Mac to power. Let’s not be reckless :)
  4. Connect your Mac to ethernet. It won’t work otherwise.
  5. Plug in a USB mouse. Your touchpad won’t work in the utility.
  6. Restart your computer while holding down the “option” button.
  7. When you get the boot menu, select the disc, and hit “enter”. (You may have to wait a few seconds for the disc to show up as an option)
  8. When you see the startup screen, hit “enter.” You will then boot into a lightweight version of Linux with a few menu options on the bottom. This may take a minute or so, and it may give you some warnings or errors.
  9. Click on the “OCZ_Firmware_Current_Flash” icon on the bottom. (This is where my instructions are different than Method 1. The reviewer suggests to click on the “OCZ_Mac_Firmware_Flash” update tool, but this would never work for me. It told me to set my SATA controller to AHCI mode.)
  10. This will open a terminal-like window. Follow the instructions. It will tell you your current firmware version (Mine started at 1.4), and then run the firmware flash program.
  11. You’ll be prompted to restart your computer to complete.
  12. If your firmware started at version 1.4, you’ll be updated to 1.4.1 (or something like that). You’ll need to go through the update process again to get you to firmware 1.5. Repeat steps 6 – 11.

If this method doesn’t work for you, go ahead and try the other methods. If you have a different method, post a comment.

Method 5.

Send your OCZ Vertex 4 back and get a hard drive that is more Mac friendly. I read that the Crucial SSDs work out of the box.

Helpful Links:

OCZ Technology Vertex 4. This is the exact hard drive I bought.

Hard Drive Caddy Tray. I placed the hard drive that came with my Mac (a Hitachi 512 GB)  in this tray and replaced my Superdrive with it. That way, I don’t loose storage space.

Apple USB Superdrive. Some people get an enclosure for their superdrive. I couldn’t find one with good reviews, so I got an external. You may also want to go with a Samsung or AmazonBasics external.

Crucial m4 SSD. In case you don’t want to mess with flashing firmware. :)

 

 

How-To SSH without a password

Sometimes you need to create an SSH connection without entering in your password. For instance, you are syncing files using a Version Control System (such as Git or Mercurial) over SSH, and your software isn’t set up to ask for a password every time.

The solution is simple: Store a file on the target computer identifying the source computer.

Here’s how you do it:

1. Generate an SSH key on the source computer (the one you will be making the connection from). When prompted, don’t enter a passphrase.

ssh-keygen -t rsa

2. Create an .ssh directory on the target computer. Enter the ssh password when prompted.

ssh user@Target mkdir -p .ssh

3. Add the source computer’s ssh key to the list of allowed keys on the target computer

cat .ssh/id_rsa.pub | ssh user@Target 'cat >> .ssh/authorized_keys'

You should now be able to make a connection without entering a password.